Cartoonist Idol

As seen in today's i, making the shortlist for the Cartoonist Idol competition. If you like these cartoons please do vote for The Surreal McCoy in an email to i@independent.co.uk or else.

Urban Garden Gnomes

As seen in this week's edition of the Spectator.

The things people put in their gardens.

Three Apples

The Misery Album

From this week's edition of the Spectator magazine.
A familiar anguished lament from the bedrooms of budding singer-songwriters everywhere. The misery album's popularity knows no bounds and continues to make its exponents happy and rich.

Special Delivery

This cartoon appears in the September issue of the Fortean Times, the Journal of Strange Phenomena.

The Fortean Times is a British monthly magazine devoted to the anomalous phenomena popularised by Charles Fort an American who spent most of his life researching the odd, the unusual and the unexplained.

Time Management

From this month's issue of the Oldie.

"Warning: the Internet may contain traces of nuts." ~Author Unknown

"Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach that person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks." ~Author Unknown

"The Internet is the world's largest library. It's just that all the books are on the floor. " ~John Allen Paulos

What Didn't You Do On Your Summer Break?

From this week's edition of the Spectator magazine.
Reflecting on the events earlier this month not a lot makes sense. Can we press

reboot

and start over please?

Going Somewhere Nice?

As seen in the Spectator this week.
At last, your summer holiday: if the packing doesn't get you, then the check-in queue at the airport might. There's always the unknown hotel room to sleep in, the beach full of shiny, happy people and new food to try. Maybe you should have just holidayed at home.

Fanning The Olympic Flame

Rejection Of The Week

For all the morons out there burning up London.....